September 2012
1 tag
August 2012
toxic-ponies:
friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
me: I’m so ugly omg I have no talents or friends I hate myself I’m gonna die in a cardboard box one day
me: back the fuck up bitch I’m the queen roll out the red carpet for me I’m the best person ever later peasants
3 tags
3 tags
guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie me: you too
shittyteenblog:
laughs because people are in school right now
lnternetexplorers:
how do people just have casual sex with random strangers i can’t even order pizza over the phone
2 tags
LADIES, JUST PRESS PLAY. YOU KNOW THE WHOLE...
sassyasheck:
trentofsky:
gay porn more like YAY PORN amirite can i get a hallelujah
hallelujah
1 tag
trust:
i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
1 tag
bowlingforsoup:
one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
