May 2013
godtie:
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
vraul:
My hobbies include liking people I have no chance with.
swagony:
if theres one thing school taught me its never touch the underside of a desk
canadianslut:
*sprays febreze on your attitude*
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flower-fairie:
you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish
April 2013
principatus:
fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
notahoe:
Do u ever see someone so so so so so hot that you’re like wow you can do the thing to me in my privates
hazelgracelancaster:
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
iamvishnu:
when people don’t shut up about being drunk
winteerie:
my hobbies include having coffee and mental breakdowns
It’s awkward when the person you’re sexting falls asleep on you
ipoog:
giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
bl-ind:
*slam dunks your opinion into the trash*
me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
I HATE HELPING LITTLE KIDS WITH HOMEWORK BECAUSE IT’S SO EASY BUT THEY JUST DONT GET IT
tartarustower:
“how the fuck did my glasses get dirty when they’ve been on my face the entire fucking time” a biography
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
